Now accepting applications....

for a life coach. Anybody want to apply? I think I need someone to listen to everything that passes through my brain and then sift through and tell me what I should do with my life. And quickly. I have trouble telling the difference between what I value and want and what I think I should value and want.

Lately, I can't seem to be methodical about anything that I need to accomplish. Rather, I sit in a weird funk until the last minute and then RUSH RUSH RUSH and get what needs to be done -- done. It's so strange.

I need a coach.