i'm lovin' it

McOpoly crizaziness... When I was around 9 years old, I won a $20 gift certificate to Sears from the McDonald's Monopoly game. My big sister paid me the cash for it. TWENTY whole dollars.

Evidently that's the exact price of my soul. Because ever since, I'm a maniac trying to play that game when it comes out. A gazillion diet cokes later I don't believe I've ever won anything of note again. I can't stop though. I daydream about being given a whole box of little game pieces. That can't be right. Very little payoff can buy me for life. I hate McDonald's.